1 00:00:36,640 --> 00:00:38,400 Agh! Pissface! 2 00:00:38,440 --> 00:00:40,040 - Right. - Agh! 3 00:00:40,080 --> 00:00:43,120 - Pusface! - Get off! 4 00:00:43,160 --> 00:00:44,240 Get off, you idiot. 5 00:00:44,280 --> 00:00:46,000 Oh, silly boys. 6 00:00:46,040 --> 00:00:47,400 Er, hi, Auntie Val. 7 00:00:47,440 --> 00:00:49,000 Well, get up, then. 8 00:00:49,040 --> 00:00:50,760 - God, you're such an arsehole. - You're the arsehole! 9 00:00:50,800 --> 00:00:53,320 Oh, you are going to behave tonight, aren't you? 10 00:00:53,360 --> 00:00:55,320 - Sorry, where's our normal mum? - Yeah. 11 00:00:55,360 --> 00:00:56,920 Er, she's not here. 12 00:00:56,960 --> 00:00:58,560 - Not here? - Murdered her, have you? 13 00:00:58,600 --> 00:00:59,680 Oh, very funny. 14 00:00:59,720 --> 00:01:02,360 No, your mum's, er, in hospital. 15 00:01:02,400 --> 00:01:03,240 - Hospital? - What? 16 00:01:03,280 --> 00:01:05,680 Don't worry, she's absolutely fine. 17 00:01:05,720 --> 00:01:06,880 Hospital? 18 00:01:06,920 --> 00:01:08,640 She's with your dad. They'll be back soon. 19 00:01:08,680 --> 00:01:10,920 She's just had a little... 20 00:01:10,960 --> 00:01:14,640 - procedure. - What, like a...woman's procedure? 21 00:01:14,680 --> 00:01:16,680 Exactly. A woman's procedure. 22 00:01:16,720 --> 00:01:18,920 - So that means? - That means don't ask. 23 00:01:18,960 --> 00:01:22,680 Correct. So, while Mummy's away, I'm Mummy. 24 00:01:22,720 --> 00:01:23,880 Aww! 25 00:01:25,920 --> 00:01:27,800 But why didn't she tell us? 26 00:01:27,840 --> 00:01:29,720 Cos she didn't want to worry you, did she? 27 00:01:29,760 --> 00:01:31,960 - Er, we're not children. - Naughty. 28 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:33,120 Sorry. We are children. 29 00:01:33,160 --> 00:01:35,520 - Dad's handiwork? - Have a guess. 30 00:01:35,560 --> 00:01:37,479 I can't believe she didn't say anything. 31 00:01:37,520 --> 00:01:39,400 - (SLURPS) - Jonny! 32 00:01:39,440 --> 00:01:41,640 She's not having her head removed, she's just having a... 33 00:01:41,680 --> 00:01:43,720 - BOTH: Woman's procedure. - That's right. 34 00:01:43,759 --> 00:01:45,160 Whatever that is. 35 00:01:45,200 --> 00:01:47,080 Well, it can only be one of two things, can't it? 36 00:01:47,120 --> 00:01:48,759 - Higher or lower. - Oh! 37 00:01:48,800 --> 00:01:50,039 Agh! Don't be so disgusting. 38 00:01:50,080 --> 00:01:52,200 - I reckon higher. - Lower. Definitely lower. 39 00:01:52,240 --> 00:01:54,600 Hmm...I think higher. 40 00:01:54,640 --> 00:01:56,800 - (MUFFLED SHOUTS) - Boys! 41 00:01:56,840 --> 00:01:58,039 Argh! 42 00:01:58,080 --> 00:02:00,880 - Pusface! - Anyway, I'm just here to help out 43 00:02:00,920 --> 00:02:03,040 a little - tidy up, make dinner. 44 00:02:03,080 --> 00:02:04,600 What? But Mum makes dinner 45 00:02:04,640 --> 00:02:05,840 - on Friday nights. - Yeah. 46 00:02:05,880 --> 00:02:09,600 Ohhh, but does Mum make roast lamb for dinner? 47 00:02:09,639 --> 00:02:11,920 - Oh, my God, lamb. - (SIZZLING) 48 00:02:11,960 --> 00:02:14,000 - I like this new Mummy. - You can strangle the old one. 49 00:02:14,040 --> 00:02:15,440 That's my Bobbles. Come on. 50 00:02:15,480 --> 00:02:18,240 Seriously, you can strangle her. 51 00:02:23,480 --> 00:02:26,520 So...I hear you've got yourself a girlfriend. 52 00:02:26,560 --> 00:02:27,920 Ohh, Auntie... 53 00:02:27,960 --> 00:02:29,160 We were worried about you. 54 00:02:29,200 --> 00:02:30,840 Jonny's got a girlfriend too, you know. 55 00:02:30,880 --> 00:02:33,600 - Where is he? - I thought maybe you were asexual. 56 00:02:33,640 --> 00:02:35,400 A sexual what? 57 00:02:35,440 --> 00:02:39,240 No, asexual - having no sexual needs or desires. 58 00:02:39,280 --> 00:02:41,680 - Oh, my God. - No sexual needs 59 00:02:41,720 --> 00:02:43,120 - or desires. - (PHONE ALERT) 60 00:02:43,160 --> 00:02:44,840 - Ooh. - Is that Mum? 61 00:02:44,880 --> 00:02:46,720 Not quite. 62 00:02:46,760 --> 00:02:47,960 Yeah, that's definitely not Mum. 63 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:49,240 What do you think? 64 00:02:49,280 --> 00:02:50,360 Of the stupid topless man? 65 00:02:50,400 --> 00:02:53,560 (TUTS) I tell you, this app is full of gorgeous men 66 00:02:53,600 --> 00:02:56,400 - just waiting for my finger. - No need to tell us any more. 67 00:02:56,440 --> 00:02:58,160 - Like, so many. - Any more. 68 00:02:58,200 --> 00:02:59,240 What about this one? 69 00:02:59,280 --> 00:03:01,760 - Also topless. - This one's just... Oh, my God. 70 00:03:01,800 --> 00:03:03,560 "Loverboy309"? 71 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:04,720 Definitely a sex robot. 72 00:03:04,760 --> 00:03:05,840 His real name's Colin. 73 00:03:05,880 --> 00:03:07,520 Definitely not a sex robot. 74 00:03:07,560 --> 00:03:08,720 I'm obsessed. 75 00:03:08,760 --> 00:03:10,280 I've been stalking him on here for months. 76 00:03:10,320 --> 00:03:11,360 That sounds healthy. 77 00:03:11,400 --> 00:03:13,640 - This one here ate like an effing pig. - Right. 78 00:03:13,680 --> 00:03:16,160 - I still slept with him. - Er... 79 00:03:16,200 --> 00:03:17,400 And with him. 80 00:03:17,440 --> 00:03:18,440 Goodbye, then. 81 00:03:18,480 --> 00:03:19,480 (LAUGHS) 82 00:03:19,520 --> 00:03:21,000 - (PHONE ALERT) - Oh! 83 00:03:21,040 --> 00:03:23,040 Just keep walking out the house? 84 00:03:23,079 --> 00:03:25,079 Hi, Bobbles! 85 00:03:25,120 --> 00:03:26,600 - Hi, Mum! - Thank God you're here. 86 00:03:26,640 --> 00:03:28,040 Oh! 87 00:03:28,079 --> 00:03:29,240 You all right? 88 00:03:29,280 --> 00:03:31,079 - Are you all right? - I'm fine. 89 00:03:31,120 --> 00:03:32,840 I'm a bit tired, but I'm fine. 90 00:03:32,880 --> 00:03:34,200 - She's quite sore. - Thank you. 91 00:03:34,240 --> 00:03:35,840 - Very sore. - Martin! 92 00:03:35,880 --> 00:03:37,400 I can't believe you didn't tell us. 93 00:03:37,440 --> 00:03:40,240 I'm sorry, but I didn't want to worry you. Ooh! 94 00:03:40,280 --> 00:03:42,560 She really is extremely sore. 95 00:03:42,600 --> 00:03:43,920 Seriously? 96 00:03:43,960 --> 00:03:45,840 You know I had to have a little... 97 00:03:45,880 --> 00:03:47,360 - ALL: Procedure. - We know. 98 00:03:48,520 --> 00:03:50,079 What? 99 00:03:51,280 --> 00:03:52,600 Higher or lower? 100 00:03:52,640 --> 00:03:54,320 Ohh, Adam! 101 00:03:54,360 --> 00:03:56,160 (MARTIN LAUGHS) Higher or lower! 102 00:03:56,200 --> 00:03:58,280 - Jackie! - Horrible. 103 00:03:58,320 --> 00:03:59,520 Where's Val? 104 00:03:59,560 --> 00:04:01,640 In the dining room organising an orgy. 105 00:04:01,680 --> 00:04:04,480 Oh, she's not on that thing again, is she? 106 00:04:04,520 --> 00:04:05,680 It sends her bloody mad. 107 00:04:05,720 --> 00:04:07,160 Hi, Jackie, welcome home. 108 00:04:07,200 --> 00:04:09,960 There you are! Thanks for helping out. 109 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:11,520 Oh, don't be silly. 110 00:04:11,560 --> 00:04:13,240 Aww... 111 00:04:15,760 --> 00:04:16,880 Er, Val? 112 00:04:16,920 --> 00:04:19,240 Oh, sorry. How are you feeling? 113 00:04:19,279 --> 00:04:20,920 She's incredibly sore. 114 00:04:20,959 --> 00:04:23,640 Oh, please stop telling everyone I'm sore 115 00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:25,960 - all the bleeding time. - Oh, go through. 116 00:04:28,880 --> 00:04:29,960 Well? 117 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:30,960 Lower. 118 00:04:36,680 --> 00:04:39,960 And I got your pillow, and your blankie. 119 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:42,080 Aww, my blankie. 120 00:04:42,120 --> 00:04:44,560 This is your oasis of calm, Jackie. 121 00:04:44,600 --> 00:04:45,760 Thanks. 122 00:04:45,800 --> 00:04:47,200 - And I've prepared a lovely... - (PHONE ALERT) 123 00:04:47,240 --> 00:04:48,080 Swingers' party? 124 00:04:48,120 --> 00:04:51,400 Dinner, but there's no rush, love, you eat whenever you're ready. 125 00:04:51,440 --> 00:04:54,240 Aww, what would we do without Auntie Val, eh? 126 00:04:54,280 --> 00:04:55,040 Rejoice? 127 00:04:55,080 --> 00:04:56,640 Do you want to eat out of the bin tonight, Martin? 128 00:04:56,680 --> 00:04:57,640 Ooh, the bin. 129 00:04:57,680 --> 00:04:59,159 Yeah, not really a deterrent. 130 00:04:59,200 --> 00:05:03,480 - One minute. - Oh, not another one. 131 00:05:03,520 --> 00:05:06,000 - Oh, that's where I put it! - (SIGHS) 132 00:05:06,040 --> 00:05:08,360 Lads, this stuff is amazing. 133 00:05:08,400 --> 00:05:10,520 - You can mend anything with it. - Yes, 134 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:12,720 and you have been mending anything with it. 135 00:05:12,760 --> 00:05:14,400 (BOYS LAUGH) 136 00:05:14,440 --> 00:05:16,640 - (PHONE RINGING) - Is that my phone? 137 00:05:16,680 --> 00:05:18,200 Is it your phone? 138 00:05:18,240 --> 00:05:19,480 Huh? 139 00:05:20,640 --> 00:05:23,040 Pissface, where have you put it? 140 00:05:23,080 --> 00:05:24,640 Boys? 141 00:05:24,680 --> 00:05:25,720 Strange. 142 00:05:25,760 --> 00:05:27,760 It seems to be coming from in there. 143 00:05:27,800 --> 00:05:29,080 Jonny... 144 00:05:31,440 --> 00:05:32,440 Huh? 145 00:05:32,480 --> 00:05:34,400 (PHONE RINGING) 146 00:05:34,440 --> 00:05:36,120 Pissface! 147 00:05:36,159 --> 00:05:38,240 Hmm? How did that get there? 148 00:05:38,280 --> 00:05:40,080 - You bloody... - Hadn't you better answer it? 149 00:05:40,120 --> 00:05:41,680 It is your girlfriend. 150 00:05:41,720 --> 00:05:43,400 You shit. 151 00:05:44,920 --> 00:05:49,200 Hi, Lucy. Sorry, I can't talk right now, it's a bit inconvenient... 152 00:05:49,240 --> 00:05:50,760 (SCREAMS) 153 00:05:50,800 --> 00:05:51,880 Agh, you bastard! 154 00:05:51,920 --> 00:05:54,000 See ya, Pusface! 155 00:05:55,560 --> 00:05:57,320 (LAUGHS AND WHOOPS) 156 00:05:57,360 --> 00:05:59,080 What are you doing, you moron? 157 00:05:59,120 --> 00:06:00,840 Skill McGill. 158 00:06:00,880 --> 00:06:02,240 Thank you, you dick. 159 00:06:02,280 --> 00:06:03,760 Please. 160 00:06:03,800 --> 00:06:06,560 God. How am I meant to get all this crap off? 161 00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:07,920 Oh, Jonathan. 162 00:06:07,960 --> 00:06:10,680 I told you that stuff was good. You should see the reviews. 163 00:06:10,720 --> 00:06:12,240 Ooh, do you have a printout? 164 00:06:12,280 --> 00:06:13,480 I do, actually - look. 165 00:06:13,520 --> 00:06:16,400 Four out of five stars. 166 00:06:16,440 --> 00:06:18,960 - Right. The lamb. - Thanks, sweetie. 167 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:20,880 Ooh, my God! 168 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:24,000 And orgy confirmed. 169 00:06:24,040 --> 00:06:26,760 OK, will you please stop being so horrible to Auntie Val? 170 00:06:26,800 --> 00:06:29,880 She is making us dinner out of the kindness of her heart. 171 00:06:29,920 --> 00:06:31,760 While attempting to sleep with every man in Britain. 172 00:06:31,800 --> 00:06:33,120 Adam. 173 00:06:33,159 --> 00:06:35,480 And will you please put that horrible stuff away! 174 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:37,520 Oh, my God! 175 00:06:37,560 --> 00:06:39,720 He likes me, Jackie. He likes me! 176 00:06:39,760 --> 00:06:40,920 Who likes you? 177 00:06:40,960 --> 00:06:43,000 Oswald Mosley? (SNIGGERS) 178 00:06:43,040 --> 00:06:43,880 (TUTS) 179 00:06:43,920 --> 00:06:47,040 Val? Who likes you? 180 00:06:47,080 --> 00:06:49,159 Loverboy309. 181 00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:51,159 - Sorry? - He's a sex robot. 182 00:06:51,200 --> 00:06:52,640 - His name's Colin. - Colin? 183 00:06:52,680 --> 00:06:54,080 Not a very good sex robot. 184 00:06:54,120 --> 00:06:56,760 From my app! I've been stalking him for months. 185 00:06:56,800 --> 00:06:58,080 - Have you? - BOTH: Yup. 186 00:06:58,120 --> 00:07:00,040 Well, just look at him. 187 00:07:00,080 --> 00:07:02,320 - Er, where's his shirt? - None of them have shirts. 188 00:07:02,360 --> 00:07:04,960 - Boiling. - Martin, put your top on. 189 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:06,240 - What? - Now. 190 00:07:06,280 --> 00:07:07,800 He wants to meet tonight. 191 00:07:07,840 --> 00:07:10,480 - Tonight? - He's gonna pick me up. 192 00:07:10,520 --> 00:07:12,160 In 40 minutes! 193 00:07:12,200 --> 00:07:13,280 What? From your house? 194 00:07:13,320 --> 00:07:15,160 My house? I don't have time to go to my house, Jackie. 195 00:07:15,200 --> 00:07:16,400 He'll come here. 196 00:07:16,440 --> 00:07:17,400 BOTH: Here? 197 00:07:17,440 --> 00:07:19,560 But we haven't had our dinner yet. 198 00:07:19,600 --> 00:07:21,520 Sorry - I am not missing out on a piece of that. 199 00:07:21,560 --> 00:07:23,680 - We'll just have to have dinner now. - Now? 200 00:07:23,720 --> 00:07:27,000 Well, we don't want him strolling in while I'm stuffing my face, do we? 201 00:07:27,040 --> 00:07:29,880 No, of course not, it's just... I'm really not ready to eat right now. 202 00:07:29,920 --> 00:07:31,840 Dinner is now. 203 00:07:34,520 --> 00:07:36,080 OK, we really don't have long, 204 00:07:36,120 --> 00:07:38,120 so we'll just have to eat as fast as possible. 205 00:07:38,159 --> 00:07:39,440 - Will we? - Yes. 206 00:07:39,480 --> 00:07:41,400 This lamb's gonna take, what, five minutes to eat? 207 00:07:41,440 --> 00:07:43,480 - That'll be enjoyable. - No, four minutes. 208 00:07:43,520 --> 00:07:45,600 Four minutes for my lovely lamb? 209 00:07:45,640 --> 00:07:47,840 - And then two minutes for dessert. - Bleeding hell, Valerie. 210 00:07:47,880 --> 00:07:49,840 Well, sit down. Sit down. 211 00:07:50,880 --> 00:07:53,200 Wait! What am I gonna wear? 212 00:07:53,240 --> 00:07:54,680 What am I going to wear? 213 00:07:54,720 --> 00:07:55,720 A straitjacket? 214 00:07:55,760 --> 00:07:56,720 Argh! 215 00:07:56,760 --> 00:07:57,920 Valerie! 216 00:07:57,960 --> 00:07:59,159 I'm going to have to wear some of your clothes. 217 00:07:59,200 --> 00:08:00,920 Jackie, can I wear some of your clothes? 218 00:08:00,960 --> 00:08:02,520 Heart attack in precisely ten seconds. 219 00:08:02,560 --> 00:08:04,400 Can I wear some of your clothes, Jackie? 220 00:08:04,440 --> 00:08:06,920 Yes, you can wear some of my clothes! 221 00:08:06,960 --> 00:08:08,240 Well, get on with it. 222 00:08:08,280 --> 00:08:09,240 Eat up. 223 00:08:11,960 --> 00:08:14,080 Delicious, terrifying dinner. 224 00:08:14,120 --> 00:08:17,720 Um, Val. Maybe you should try and take it a bit slower? 225 00:08:17,760 --> 00:08:20,320 Slower? Jonathan, you can put more in your mouth, you know. 226 00:08:20,360 --> 00:08:21,680 What? 227 00:08:21,720 --> 00:08:24,520 No, I mean with this guy, what's his name? 228 00:08:24,560 --> 00:08:25,640 Fuckbot 1000. 229 00:08:25,680 --> 00:08:26,560 Ow! 230 00:08:26,600 --> 00:08:28,640 - Martin! - (DOORBELL RINGS) 231 00:08:28,680 --> 00:08:29,760 Where are you all going? 232 00:08:29,800 --> 00:08:32,240 To get the sodding door, and then kill ourselves. 233 00:08:32,280 --> 00:08:34,679 You can't all go, it's going to slow everything down. 234 00:08:34,720 --> 00:08:36,640 You go, boys. Take your plates. 235 00:08:36,679 --> 00:08:37,679 You can eat on the way. 236 00:08:37,720 --> 00:08:39,159 - Really? - Mmm! 237 00:08:40,960 --> 00:08:43,039 Well, get on with it, you two! 238 00:08:43,080 --> 00:08:45,000 I could be eating out the bin. 239 00:08:45,040 --> 00:08:47,400 Your boys better not ruin my bloody evening. 240 00:08:47,440 --> 00:08:48,720 Your bloody evening? 241 00:08:48,760 --> 00:08:51,440 - Er, Mum? - What? 242 00:08:51,480 --> 00:08:52,920 Why did you order a dog cage? 243 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:56,760 Er, I had to have the dog cage sent 244 00:08:56,800 --> 00:09:00,200 to your house, Jackie, because I didn't want to upset Milson 245 00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:03,040 if it turned up at my house. 246 00:09:03,080 --> 00:09:04,400 Well, that makes sense. 247 00:09:04,440 --> 00:09:06,560 Milson's a very nervous mammal. 248 00:09:06,600 --> 00:09:09,560 Why do you need a bloody dog cage? 249 00:09:09,600 --> 00:09:13,560 An extra-strong, galvanised steel, heavy-duty bloody dog cage? 250 00:09:13,600 --> 00:09:15,000 90 seconds to finish your lamb. 251 00:09:15,040 --> 00:09:16,440 90 seconds. 252 00:09:16,480 --> 00:09:18,320 - This is a nightmare. - Jim. 253 00:09:18,360 --> 00:09:19,800 Why do you need a dog cage? 254 00:09:19,840 --> 00:09:23,640 Um, is it all right if we talk in there, Jackie? Away from... 255 00:09:23,680 --> 00:09:25,200 ...you know. 256 00:09:25,240 --> 00:09:26,920 (MILSON WHINES) 257 00:09:32,400 --> 00:09:34,800 The living room. 258 00:09:34,840 --> 00:09:35,720 Well? 259 00:09:35,760 --> 00:09:38,680 What? Oh, yes! We have to have a cage, 260 00:09:38,720 --> 00:09:42,280 you see, because Milson's been a very bad dog recently. 261 00:09:42,320 --> 00:09:43,840 Very bad. 262 00:09:43,880 --> 00:09:45,320 Really? What she's done? 263 00:09:45,360 --> 00:09:48,000 What hasn't she done? She sat on my chair, 264 00:09:48,040 --> 00:09:51,320 she licked a sock, she ate bones. 265 00:09:51,360 --> 00:09:52,840 Er, dogs are meant to eat bones. 266 00:09:52,880 --> 00:09:54,080 - Are they? - (DOOR OPENS) 267 00:09:54,120 --> 00:09:55,200 We're coming, love. 268 00:09:55,240 --> 00:09:57,160 - We're coming. - It's OK. 269 00:09:57,200 --> 00:09:59,800 Something's come up - he's gonna pick me up later now. 270 00:09:59,840 --> 00:10:01,360 Panic over. 271 00:10:01,400 --> 00:10:02,520 Panic over? 272 00:10:02,560 --> 00:10:05,840 I just swallowed half a bleeding kilogram of meat in three seconds. 273 00:10:05,880 --> 00:10:08,040 Yeah, all right! It wasn't my fault, was it? 274 00:10:08,080 --> 00:10:10,280 Well, whose shitting fault was it? 275 00:10:10,320 --> 00:10:11,440 Er, Jackie, say something. 276 00:10:11,480 --> 00:10:13,680 Val, love, I'm really not feeling very... 277 00:10:13,720 --> 00:10:14,800 Oh, right. 278 00:10:14,840 --> 00:10:15,760 I see. 279 00:10:15,800 --> 00:10:18,240 Well, thank you very much for the support, Jackie. 280 00:10:18,280 --> 00:10:19,600 But... 281 00:10:19,640 --> 00:10:22,720 And Colin is not a bloody sex robot! 282 00:10:25,600 --> 00:10:27,000 Sex robot? 283 00:10:27,040 --> 00:10:29,000 Oh, I need to sit down. 284 00:10:29,040 --> 00:10:33,880 Jackie, is it all right if I assemble the cage in here? 285 00:10:33,920 --> 00:10:36,640 You know, for testing purposes? 286 00:10:36,680 --> 00:10:38,600 (WHISPERS) Away from Milson? 287 00:10:38,640 --> 00:10:41,200 Jim, I really don't care what you do tonight, OK? 288 00:10:41,240 --> 00:10:44,280 OK, Jackie. I'll just pop Milson back home, 289 00:10:44,320 --> 00:10:46,120 and go and fetch my tools. 290 00:10:46,160 --> 00:10:50,120 But don't worry - I won't need feeding, 291 00:10:50,160 --> 00:10:51,880 cos I have my peach. 292 00:10:55,320 --> 00:10:56,520 Ooh! 293 00:10:56,560 --> 00:10:57,680 Are you all right, Jackie? 294 00:10:57,720 --> 00:10:59,160 I'm fine, Jim, fine. 295 00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:01,720 - I had to have a little... - ALL: Procedure. 296 00:11:01,760 --> 00:11:03,280 Yeah, Jim. 297 00:11:03,320 --> 00:11:04,600 I see, Jackie. 298 00:11:04,640 --> 00:11:06,720 Higher or lower? 299 00:11:10,920 --> 00:11:12,720 (JIM HUMS TO HIMSELF) 300 00:11:12,760 --> 00:11:15,000 Well, this is a fantastic evening, 301 00:11:15,040 --> 00:11:18,440 watching a grown man bashing away at a giant cage. 302 00:11:18,480 --> 00:11:22,400 Are you sure you need all those extra bolts, Jim? 303 00:11:22,440 --> 00:11:25,480 Oh, yes, Martin, the cage has to be particularly secure, 304 00:11:25,520 --> 00:11:28,400 otherwise Milson might... 305 00:11:30,200 --> 00:11:32,560 - Where's this bloody dessert? - Better be crumble. 306 00:11:32,600 --> 00:11:34,280 Ooh! Crumble! 307 00:11:36,280 --> 00:11:39,000 Maybe I should go and talk to her. I've got to say something. 308 00:11:39,040 --> 00:11:41,400 What, like, "Please piss off"? 309 00:11:41,440 --> 00:11:43,560 - Dessert, everyone? - Finally! 310 00:11:43,600 --> 00:11:44,920 (WHOOSHING) 311 00:11:44,960 --> 00:11:46,960 Oh, definitely not, Jim. 312 00:11:49,640 --> 00:11:50,760 Um, hi. 313 00:11:50,800 --> 00:11:54,360 I hope you like what I've made you all tonight. 314 00:11:54,400 --> 00:11:55,440 I'm sure we will. 315 00:11:55,480 --> 00:11:56,760 - Basically, is it crumble? - Yeah. 316 00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:58,200 It's a surprise. 317 00:11:58,240 --> 00:11:59,600 A surprise? What's that bloody mean? 318 00:11:59,640 --> 00:12:01,480 - (SIGHS) - I'm sorry, love. 319 00:12:01,520 --> 00:12:02,840 No, I'm sorry, Jackie. 320 00:12:02,880 --> 00:12:05,200 I shouldn't have spoken to you like that before. 321 00:12:05,240 --> 00:12:07,320 - I over-reacted. - You didn't. 322 00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:09,440 - She did. - I think I'm just so nervous 323 00:12:09,480 --> 00:12:11,480 about meeting this guy later, you know? 324 00:12:11,520 --> 00:12:13,240 Yeah, er, it's OK. 325 00:12:13,280 --> 00:12:16,560 It's your evening, and you certainly don't need me ruining it. 326 00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:19,320 - We certainly don't. - Will you shut your bloody face? 327 00:12:19,360 --> 00:12:22,120 Right! Dessert. 328 00:12:22,160 --> 00:12:25,240 Oh, I'm mad. I left it in the kitchen! 329 00:12:25,280 --> 00:12:26,440 (LAUGHS) 330 00:12:26,480 --> 00:12:29,320 OK, will you please all stop now? 331 00:12:29,360 --> 00:12:31,200 What the hell's a surprise dessert? 332 00:12:31,240 --> 00:12:32,520 How do I bloody know? 333 00:12:32,560 --> 00:12:33,720 Better not be her rice pudding. 334 00:12:33,760 --> 00:12:35,560 Oh, God, her rice pudding. 335 00:12:35,600 --> 00:12:37,520 - So thick. - So lumpy. 336 00:12:37,560 --> 00:12:38,920 Shhh. 337 00:12:38,960 --> 00:12:40,720 Vomit in a bowl. 338 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:43,000 ALL: Vomit in a bowl. 339 00:12:43,040 --> 00:12:44,520 (ALL LAUGH) 340 00:12:44,560 --> 00:12:46,400 What are you all laughing at? 341 00:12:46,440 --> 00:12:48,080 - Vomit. - Lovely. 342 00:12:48,120 --> 00:12:51,040 Now, I know how much you like your crumble in this house. 343 00:12:51,080 --> 00:12:54,040 - Crimble crumble! - Crimble crumble! 344 00:12:54,080 --> 00:12:57,280 But tonight, I thought I'd make you something different. 345 00:12:57,320 --> 00:12:58,400 - Oh, Auntie! - What? 346 00:12:58,440 --> 00:12:59,720 - Why? - Shitting hell, Valerie. 347 00:12:59,760 --> 00:13:01,480 Da-da! 348 00:13:01,520 --> 00:13:05,080 Well, everyone loves Auntie Val's rice pudding, don't they? 349 00:13:05,120 --> 00:13:07,920 Um...yeah, of course. 350 00:13:07,960 --> 00:13:10,480 Nice and wobbly. 351 00:13:10,520 --> 00:13:11,600 Ugh. 352 00:13:11,640 --> 00:13:15,880 Actually, tonight, I made this one extra wobbly. 353 00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:17,120 (PHONE ALERT) 354 00:13:17,160 --> 00:13:18,280 Ooh! 355 00:13:19,520 --> 00:13:21,440 - Oh. - What bloody now? 356 00:13:21,480 --> 00:13:22,640 Are you all right? 357 00:13:22,680 --> 00:13:25,120 - Colin's not coming. - Not coming? 358 00:13:25,160 --> 00:13:26,680 Robot malfunction? 359 00:13:26,720 --> 00:13:29,080 - A "work thing". - Oh, love. 360 00:13:29,120 --> 00:13:30,880 Why do men hate me so much? 361 00:13:30,920 --> 00:13:32,400 What? They don't. 362 00:13:32,440 --> 00:13:35,080 - (WHISPERS) They do. - Oh, Val. 363 00:13:35,120 --> 00:13:37,920 Do you know, whenever Larry ate my rice pudding, 364 00:13:37,960 --> 00:13:43,720 he'd say to me, "Val, I loved it. That was the best pudding I ever had in my life." 365 00:13:43,760 --> 00:13:47,240 Yeah, well...it's lovely. 366 00:13:47,280 --> 00:13:50,560 And then one night, we're sitting there, eating my rice pudding, 367 00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:53,040 and he turns to me and says, 368 00:13:53,080 --> 00:13:56,200 "Valerie, I don't love your rice pudding any more. 369 00:13:56,240 --> 00:13:58,000 "In fact, I never loved it." 370 00:13:58,040 --> 00:14:00,480 But what he really meant was, 371 00:14:00,520 --> 00:14:04,280 "I don't love you any more. I never loved you." 372 00:14:04,320 --> 00:14:06,040 - (SOBS) - Val! 373 00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:08,720 Shit on a shit. 374 00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:10,400 We're going to have to eat that now, aren't we? 375 00:14:10,440 --> 00:14:11,920 Yes, or she'll probably die. 376 00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:14,160 Why can't we just have some bloody ice cream? 377 00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:16,640 - Yeah. - Martin, we are eating it. 378 00:14:16,680 --> 00:14:18,520 So unhappy. 379 00:14:18,560 --> 00:14:23,200 Er, I finished the special cage, so I'll just go and get Milson 380 00:14:23,240 --> 00:14:27,120 for the, you know, big unveiling. 381 00:14:27,160 --> 00:14:28,160 OK, Jim. 382 00:14:29,200 --> 00:14:30,400 - Er, Jim? - Hmm? 383 00:14:30,440 --> 00:14:32,480 - Do you like rice pudding? - Jonny! 384 00:14:32,520 --> 00:14:34,400 Rice pudding? 385 00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:38,480 My mother used to make me rice pudding. 386 00:14:38,520 --> 00:14:40,040 - Did she? - Yes, 387 00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:42,240 and I hated every mouthful. 388 00:14:42,280 --> 00:14:45,480 - Terrific. - I'd rather eat a bowl of rats' innards 389 00:14:45,520 --> 00:14:51,040 than even a thimble of horrid, horrid, horrid rice pudding. 390 00:14:51,080 --> 00:14:54,000 - I tried. - Oh, but Jim! 391 00:14:54,040 --> 00:14:57,560 Have you ever eaten Jewish rice pudding? 392 00:14:57,600 --> 00:14:58,360 Genius. 393 00:15:01,640 --> 00:15:03,240 Jewish rice pudding? 394 00:15:03,280 --> 00:15:06,040 Yes, Jewish rice pudding. It's.... 395 00:15:06,080 --> 00:15:07,920 - Delicious. - Is it? 396 00:15:07,960 --> 00:15:10,040 - ALL: Yes. - And did you know 397 00:15:10,080 --> 00:15:14,080 it's a great honour for a non-Jew to eat Jewish rice pudding? 398 00:15:14,120 --> 00:15:15,920 An honour? 399 00:15:15,960 --> 00:15:17,000 The highest. 400 00:15:17,040 --> 00:15:18,800 I see. 401 00:15:18,840 --> 00:15:21,680 But I don't have my little Jewish hat! 402 00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:23,440 Here. 403 00:15:25,080 --> 00:15:26,960 (HUMS) 404 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:28,160 Here you are, Jim. 405 00:15:33,360 --> 00:15:37,400 And is this my special Jewish bowl? 406 00:15:37,440 --> 00:15:39,640 Yes. But you have to eat them all, Jim. 407 00:15:39,680 --> 00:15:41,800 - That's the tradition. - And quickly. 408 00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:43,520 Yeah, the quicker you eat, Jim, the higher the honour. 409 00:15:43,560 --> 00:15:45,080 Er... 410 00:15:45,120 --> 00:15:46,480 Hurry up! 411 00:15:46,520 --> 00:15:48,600 Of course, yes. 412 00:15:48,640 --> 00:15:51,280 - Shalom. - Shalom. 413 00:15:51,320 --> 00:15:53,680 (CONTINUES HUMMING) 414 00:15:55,280 --> 00:15:58,400 Mmm! Mmm! Mmm! 415 00:15:58,440 --> 00:16:01,560 - It's delicious! - Faster, Jim, faster! 416 00:16:01,600 --> 00:16:03,240 JACKIE: Go on, Jim. 417 00:16:03,280 --> 00:16:06,000 Hurry up. That's it. 418 00:16:06,040 --> 00:16:07,520 Keep going, come on. 419 00:16:10,080 --> 00:16:11,840 MARTIN: Well done - that's it. 420 00:16:11,880 --> 00:16:13,960 So tasty! 421 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,000 Keep going, Jim. 422 00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:17,440 It's an honour. 423 00:16:22,560 --> 00:16:24,640 It's just so lovely! 424 00:16:24,680 --> 00:16:26,280 ADAM: Yes, lovely. 425 00:16:28,840 --> 00:16:30,720 MARTIN: Last one. 426 00:16:30,760 --> 00:16:33,000 JONNY: Keep going. 427 00:16:36,320 --> 00:16:37,920 JONNY: You've done it! 428 00:16:37,960 --> 00:16:39,320 Aaagh! 429 00:16:39,360 --> 00:16:40,400 Well done, Jim. 430 00:16:40,440 --> 00:16:42,280 Jewish blessings upon you. 431 00:16:42,320 --> 00:16:43,600 Yes. Shalom! 432 00:16:43,640 --> 00:16:44,640 Shalom! 433 00:16:44,680 --> 00:16:46,000 It's funny - 434 00:16:46,040 --> 00:16:48,680 I always hated my mother's rice pudding, 435 00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:52,960 but Jewish rice pudding is really, 436 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:55,200 really... (GAGS) 437 00:16:55,240 --> 00:16:57,480 ...really... 438 00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:00,800 (VOMITS) 439 00:17:00,840 --> 00:17:02,760 Sorry, everyone. 440 00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:03,920 I'm a bit better now. 441 00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:06,200 Ooh, someone liked my rice pudding! 442 00:17:06,240 --> 00:17:07,280 Yeah... 443 00:17:07,319 --> 00:17:08,440 (BURPS) 444 00:17:08,480 --> 00:17:10,560 Oh, there you are, Jim. 445 00:17:10,599 --> 00:17:13,119 Here - have some rice pudding. 446 00:17:13,160 --> 00:17:15,680 No, Mummy, no! 447 00:17:15,720 --> 00:17:18,319 - (WAILS) - Jim? 448 00:17:18,359 --> 00:17:20,240 - JIM: Mummy! - (DOOR SLAMS) 449 00:17:20,280 --> 00:17:22,960 Maybe he just doesn't like rice pudding. 450 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:25,640 (PHONE RINGS) 451 00:17:28,920 --> 00:17:30,000 Argh, Pusface! 452 00:17:34,360 --> 00:17:36,520 Bloody, bloody stuff. 453 00:17:36,560 --> 00:17:39,640 Oh, no! What happened there? 454 00:17:39,680 --> 00:17:42,920 - (JONNY GRUNTS) - (ADAM GIGGLES) 455 00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:44,880 - Here. - Aww, thank you, Adam. 456 00:17:44,920 --> 00:17:46,240 Thanks, love. 457 00:17:46,280 --> 00:17:50,960 Yes. We've always wanted a massive metal cage in our living room. 458 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:52,240 Finally. 459 00:17:53,480 --> 00:17:55,880 - Pissface! - Dimwits. 460 00:17:55,920 --> 00:17:58,400 Um, thanks again for putting up with me tonight, everyone. 461 00:17:58,440 --> 00:18:00,200 I know I've been a bit, well... 462 00:18:00,240 --> 00:18:02,520 - Demented? - If it's all right, Val, 463 00:18:02,560 --> 00:18:04,800 I think I might go and have a lie-down upstairs. 464 00:18:04,840 --> 00:18:06,200 It's been a really long day. 465 00:18:06,240 --> 00:18:07,400 And a really long night. 466 00:18:07,440 --> 00:18:10,720 Um, well, you just take it easy, Jackie. 467 00:18:10,760 --> 00:18:11,720 Thanks. 468 00:18:11,760 --> 00:18:16,320 Er, yeah, well, Valerie, it's getting late, so maybe you'd... 469 00:18:17,640 --> 00:18:18,640 What? 470 00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:21,680 Oh, right! 471 00:18:21,720 --> 00:18:24,360 I see. OK, then. 472 00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:27,000 And thanks for the rice pudding. 473 00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:29,160 It really was delicious. Wasn't it, lads? 474 00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:31,160 - Oh, yeah. - Delicious. 475 00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:33,480 Goodnight, Martin. Goodnight, boys. 476 00:18:33,520 --> 00:18:34,840 BOYS: Goodnight, Auntie Val. 477 00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:37,000 You are a wonderful family! 478 00:18:41,240 --> 00:18:42,840 479 00:18:42,880 --> 00:18:44,200 - - Has she gone? 480 00:18:44,240 --> 00:18:45,480 Yes! 481 00:18:45,520 --> 00:18:47,080 Thank bloody God. 482 00:18:47,120 --> 00:18:48,440 (DOORBELL) 483 00:18:48,480 --> 00:18:50,560 (GROANS) Jim? 484 00:18:50,600 --> 00:18:51,920 Oh, crap. 485 00:18:51,960 --> 00:18:53,720 - It's back on! - What is? 486 00:18:53,760 --> 00:18:57,080 My date. His work thing's been cancelled. He can come tonight. 487 00:18:57,120 --> 00:18:58,560 Shit on it. 488 00:18:58,600 --> 00:19:00,160 He'll be here in 15 minutes! 489 00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:04,080 - 15 minutes? - Clothes! I need clothes. 490 00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:07,160 Horrible. 491 00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:09,320 - Disgusting. - Having fun? 492 00:19:09,360 --> 00:19:11,040 Well, I can't wear that. 493 00:19:11,080 --> 00:19:12,160 Val... 494 00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:14,560 Actually, Jackie, what about what you're wearing now? 495 00:19:14,600 --> 00:19:15,520 I'm sorry? 496 00:19:15,560 --> 00:19:18,320 I like that. I mean, it's quite simple on you, 497 00:19:18,360 --> 00:19:21,200 - but on me it might look quite sexy. - Er... 498 00:19:21,240 --> 00:19:23,560 - ...Martin? - Well, it might. 499 00:19:23,600 --> 00:19:26,080 - Well, come on! Give me your clothes. - Really? 500 00:19:26,120 --> 00:19:27,960 - Definitely time to go. - Yup. 501 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,680 - Hurry up! - But... 502 00:19:29,720 --> 00:19:32,240 Take your bloody clothes off, Jackie! 503 00:19:32,280 --> 00:19:33,680 Oh, God! 504 00:19:33,720 --> 00:19:36,480 Oh, God, he'll be here any sec. 505 00:19:36,520 --> 00:19:38,800 Move out my way. Right, where is it? 506 00:19:38,840 --> 00:19:39,840 (WHISPERS) Everything all right? 507 00:19:39,880 --> 00:19:41,720 VAL: Bloody hell. 508 00:19:41,760 --> 00:19:43,280 You seen my phone anywhere? 509 00:19:43,320 --> 00:19:44,720 - (PHONE ALERT) - Oh! 510 00:19:44,760 --> 00:19:46,520 Where is it? 511 00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:47,680 Where? 512 00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:49,800 - There it is. - In the cage! 513 00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:51,720 - What's it doing in the cage? - JONNY: Yeah! 514 00:19:51,760 --> 00:19:54,000 - How did that happen? - It's a mystery. 515 00:19:54,040 --> 00:19:55,800 Sorry, I don't have time for this. 516 00:19:55,840 --> 00:19:56,840 He'll be here in... 517 00:19:56,880 --> 00:19:58,560 - Precisely two minutes. - (SIGHS) 518 00:19:58,600 --> 00:20:00,080 I won't forget this, you know. 519 00:20:00,120 --> 00:20:02,480 And neither will we. (CHUCKLES) 520 00:20:02,520 --> 00:20:05,080 (FRUSTRATED GRUNT) Oh, hell. 521 00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:09,960 Oh, the bloody thing's stuck. I can't get it off. 522 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:10,960 - Huh? - Mum! 523 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,960 - Jackie? - (OTHERS LAUGH) 524 00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:16,640 - Jackie! - Sorry, love, only joking. 525 00:20:16,680 --> 00:20:18,760 (RATTLES CAGE) VAL: Can you open it, please? 526 00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:20,440 OK. 527 00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:21,800 (CRASH) 528 00:20:21,840 --> 00:20:22,880 Oh, shit. 529 00:20:22,920 --> 00:20:24,400 - Mum! - You bloody idiot! 530 00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:25,280 What's happened? 531 00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:28,520 Oh! 532 00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:30,320 - It won't bloody open. - Oh, my God. 533 00:20:30,360 --> 00:20:33,040 What?! (SCREAMS) 534 00:20:33,080 --> 00:20:34,640 Martin! 535 00:20:34,680 --> 00:20:36,200 (VAL SCREECHES) 536 00:20:36,240 --> 00:20:37,360 Ohh. 537 00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:39,200 Get me out! 538 00:20:39,240 --> 00:20:40,880 Val, calm down, calm down. 539 00:20:40,920 --> 00:20:43,080 Calm down? I'm in a cage! I'm in a cage! 540 00:20:43,120 --> 00:20:44,440 - Call Jim. - Jim? 541 00:20:44,480 --> 00:20:46,920 He put this thing together - he'll know what to do. 542 00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:49,480 - Er, Jim never knows what to do. - Just call him. 543 00:20:49,520 --> 00:20:51,520 You meant to do this, didn't you, Jackie? 544 00:20:51,560 --> 00:20:52,640 - Huh? - All night 545 00:20:52,680 --> 00:20:53,960 you couldn't wait to get rid of me. 546 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:57,440 - What are you talking about? - And now you've locked me in a cage! 547 00:20:57,480 --> 00:20:59,080 I'm locked in a cage! 548 00:20:59,120 --> 00:21:00,160 No answer. 549 00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:01,760 Martin, get your saw. 550 00:21:01,800 --> 00:21:04,320 My saw? This thing's made of bloody steel. 551 00:21:04,360 --> 00:21:07,160 - Get the shitting saw! - Christ! 552 00:21:09,840 --> 00:21:12,560 - JACKIE: Hurry! - I'm bloody hurrying! 553 00:21:12,600 --> 00:21:15,000 - (DOORBELL) - Oh, shit on it. 554 00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:17,120 What? 555 00:21:17,160 --> 00:21:19,280 Er...Valerie? 556 00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:21,480 She's in the cage. 557 00:21:21,520 --> 00:21:23,280 Cage? 558 00:21:23,320 --> 00:21:25,600 - Quickly. Was that Jim? - What? 559 00:21:25,640 --> 00:21:26,680 No, a different man. 560 00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:28,440 Oh, my God, it's Colin. 561 00:21:28,480 --> 00:21:29,720 - Colin's here. - (SAWING) 562 00:21:29,760 --> 00:21:32,000 Not that end, you moron! 563 00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:34,520 - What? - Yes, try not to saw into Auntie's skull. 564 00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:36,200 - COLIN: Hello? - VAL: Oh, God! 565 00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:39,280 - It's OK, love, I'll get rid of him. - Oh, no, you will not. 566 00:21:39,320 --> 00:21:41,960 I haven't spent six weeks sending him photographs of my backside 567 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,000 for you to get rid of him. I'm having this date 568 00:21:44,040 --> 00:21:46,400 if it's the bloody death of me. How do I look? 569 00:21:46,440 --> 00:21:47,720 Like a woman trapped in a cage. 570 00:21:47,760 --> 00:21:50,680 Er, is this the right house for Valerie? 571 00:21:50,720 --> 00:21:52,640 Er, that's right. Uh-huh. 572 00:21:52,680 --> 00:21:54,920 (SULTRY) Hello. Valerie Lewis. 573 00:21:54,960 --> 00:21:56,640 Lovely to meet you, Colin. 574 00:21:56,680 --> 00:21:59,280 - Er... - Why is she in a cage? 575 00:21:59,320 --> 00:22:01,960 - Why is she in a cage? - (VAL LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) 576 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:05,160 Why don't you guys leave me and the lovely Colin here alone 577 00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:08,200 for a while so we can get to know each other a little, hmm? 578 00:22:08,240 --> 00:22:09,520 - Really? - Really? 579 00:22:09,560 --> 00:22:11,040 Bye, Jackie. 580 00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:13,280 - Er, bye, love. - Bye. 581 00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:18,400 So, Colin... 582 00:22:19,640 --> 00:22:21,480 ...do you like rice pudding? 583 00:22:22,560 --> 00:22:23,880 The perfect date. 584 00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:25,160 What do we do now, then? 585 00:22:25,200 --> 00:22:26,200 Emigrate? 586 00:22:26,240 --> 00:22:28,200 - We could get an ice cream. - Ooh, ice cream. 587 00:22:28,240 --> 00:22:29,680 - An ice cream? - Yeah, that's what we'll do, 588 00:22:29,720 --> 00:22:31,160 we'll get a bloody ice cream. Come on. 589 00:22:32,840 --> 00:22:36,000 What, so we're just going to leave her there? In a cage? 590 00:22:36,040 --> 00:22:37,960 With a strange man? 591 00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:39,440 He might not be strange. 592 00:22:39,480 --> 00:22:41,240 Yeah, we don't know he's strange. 593 00:22:41,280 --> 00:22:42,880 Hello, all. 594 00:22:42,920 --> 00:22:45,320 - Talking of strange. - Feeling better now, are you, Jim? 595 00:22:45,360 --> 00:22:51,080 Not really, but it was worth it for the... for the great Jewish honour. 596 00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:54,320 (BURPS) 597 00:22:54,360 --> 00:22:55,480 Shalom. 598 00:22:56,960 --> 00:22:58,640 BOYS: Shalom. 599 00:22:58,680 --> 00:23:01,320 Right, I think Milson's ready now 600 00:23:01,360 --> 00:23:03,280 to see the... (WHISPERS) ...cage, 601 00:23:03,320 --> 00:23:05,640 - so... - Um, yeah, Jim. 602 00:23:05,680 --> 00:23:09,680 I'm not sure Milson will be sleeping in the... (WHISPERS) ...cage tonight. 603 00:23:09,720 --> 00:23:12,040 Oh, no, Jackie, Milson won't be sleeping in it. 604 00:23:12,080 --> 00:23:14,720 The cage is for me. 605 00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:16,320 Come on, Milson. 606 00:23:19,160 --> 00:23:21,080 Come on, Milson. 607 00:23:21,120 --> 00:23:24,320 Well, Colin's in for a good night.